February 2011
228 posts
January 2011
143 posts
When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake,...
jeanniebeans:
Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.
just pretend you dont care and eventually you...
Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my...
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
jeanniebeans:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind, you won’t get it.
I didn't fall for you, you fucking tripped me.
That awkward moment when people assume you and...
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kari-shma)
